What Women Say Vs What They Really Mean

Dear Men,

I know you guys are not known to "read about relationships" but because you guys are too simple, we women make you complicated by saying one thing but mean another. So, here it is. (Disclaimer: please do not agree if you don’t. haha)

1. "I don't care." bullshit. yes we do. so whenever we say, "I don't care where you go." we actually really do. A lot.

2. “I’m ok.” Ha, depends on how we say it. usually we are ok at this moment. But when we say it in a defensive way, then we’re not. And we expect you guys to keep asking questions.

3. “—“ Exactly. Shutting down. Speechless, no words coming out of the mouth. Ohh boy, this is the time when there is a million things running through our head we don't even know where to start. Solution? ask a specific question instead of just asking “what’s wrong?” coz obviously we could list a million things.

4. “I like you.” Now this could be as a friend, or as a boyfriend, we want to make it vague. We want you to keep guessing. If we say it straight up non chalant, we prolly don't want to date you. But if it has some deeper emotions, then maybe we really do like you.

5. “man, you’re good.” HAHAHAH now I’m sorry, men, but just like you we also lie. We sometimes say you’re good (especially in bed) when we just really want to stroke your ego..but we may not even mean it.

6. “you’re the first to do this, do that.” LOL. Do you really believe this? lol

7. “i don't care what we do, as long as we do it together.” ahhahahha yes we do. if we go to dinner, please don't be cheap. please don't take us to ghetto places. be romantic. take us to the beach. don't stay home and play video games and “hangout.”

8. ”I agree.” hahaha. LOL there’s only a few women out there who would actually argue and fight their opinion. Most women just agree coz they have no idea what you’re talking about.

9. “We’re not exclusive, so I Don’t care if you see someone else.” uhmmm catfight coming up! better not bring your new girl around her.

10. '” NOTHING.” ahhhh the biggest one of all. Nothing means a whole lot of things. everything. You better run. Start thinking about what you said since the first time you met her. “nothings” could make or break both of you. And when you say “ok, i guess there’s nothing.” then a riot explodes. Guys, there is no such thing as “nothing.” We women always… ALWAYS find something.